School of Languages & Lore
- Prof. Henry Jones Jr., Ph.D.Professor of Linguistics and Archaeology. Office: Kestrel Hall K-301 (usually locked). Office hours by appointment, when he is in the country. Fluent in a remarkable number of languages, both living and not. Please do not leave notes on his door; he climbs out the window.
- Prof. Elowen AshgroveProfessor of Elvish Languages and Culture. Office: Hawthorne Library, the Lantern Room. Holds office hours at dusk. Bring tea.
- Dr. Isolde RavensworthAssociate Professor of Epigraphy. Office: Hawthorne Library, Old Stacks, L-B12. Can read your handwriting. All of it.
School of Natural Philosophy
- Dr. Bramble OakhartProfessor of Botany. Office: The Old Grove (weather permitting), otherwise Kestrel Hall K-120. Average reply time to email: three to five weeks. She is not being rude; she is being thorough.
- Prof. Corwin AshbyProfessor of Cartography and Astronomy. Office: Kestrel Hall roof observatory. Office hours on clear nights only.
School of Practical Arts
- Master Smith Hilda IronvaleInstructor of Metallurgy. Office: Arts Center Forge Courtyard. Safety glasses required to enter her office.
- Chef Pippa BurrowesInstructor of Hospitality. Office: Student Center, Green Door Tea Room. Will feed you. Do not decline.
Division of Questionable Studies
- Prof. Gwendolyn TardyProfessor of Applied Procrastination. Office: Student Center S-2?? (room number pending). Office hours to be announced.
- Officer-Instructor Rex LotfieldInstructor of Parking Studies. Office: Building B, Room B-114. Also on duty in Lot 4. Please have your TVC ready.
- Prof. Thaddeus QuillProfessor of Bureaucratic Prose and Hoard Economics. Office: Administration Building A-314, pursuant to the room assignment schedule published separately. Replies to every email within the time frame established in his reply procedures.
- Dr. Dorian RestwellInstructor of Competitive Napping. Office: Hawthorne Library, third floor (quiet). Please do not wake.