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Underwater Basket Weaving

Division of Questionable Studies

Award
Associate in Applied Science (A.A.S.)
Credits
60
School
Division of Questionable Studies
Lead faculty
Dr. Isolde Ravensworth

About the program

Yes, really. Taught in the Gymnasium pool on Tuesday and Thursday mornings. Snorkels are provided. Reeds are not.

Courses you'll take

Sample courses in Underwater Basket Weaving
CourseTitle
UBW 101Introduction to Wet Reeds
UBW 150Breath Control for Weavers
UBW 210The Submerged Coil Basket

Sections, times, and rooms are in the printed schedule of classes.

Where it leads

It's surprisingly competitive.

The Division of Questionable Studies is a long-running Harrow Valley joke. These programs aren’t real, even by Harrow Valley standards.