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Hoard Economics

Division of Questionable Studies

Award
Associate in Science (A.S.)
Credits
62
School
Division of Questionable Studies
Lead faculty
Prof. Thaddeus Quill

About the program

Finance and economics through the lens of the dragon: a famously poor investor who keeps everything in one illiquid pile, sleeps on it, and refuses to diversify.

Courses you'll take

Sample courses in Hoard Economics
CourseTitle
HOARD 101Principles of Accumulation
HOARD 150Liquidity and the Dangers of Sleeping on Assets
HOARD 210Risk Management: The Uninvited Burglar
HOARD 250Diversification for the Reluctant

Sections, times, and rooms are in the printed schedule of classes.

Where it leads

Banking, financial planning, and treasure appraisal.

The Division of Questionable Studies is a long-running Harrow Valley joke. These programs aren’t real, even by Harrow Valley standards.