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Competitive Napping

Division of Questionable Studies

Award
Certificate
Credits
18
School
Division of Questionable Studies
Lead faculty
Dr. Dorian Restwell

About the program

Technique, endurance, and sportsmanship in the restorative arts. The Harrow Valley napping team has placed in the regional finals three years running, though no one was awake to see the awards ceremony.

Courses you'll take

Sample courses in Competitive Napping
CourseTitle
NAP 101Fundamentals of the Power Nap
NAP 150The Library Nap: Silence and Posture
NAP 210Competitive Napping Lab (pillow provided)

Sections, times, and rooms are in the printed schedule of classes.

Where it leads

Mattress testing, sleep research assistant, and hammock review.

The Division of Questionable Studies is a long-running Harrow Valley joke. These programs aren’t real, even by Harrow Valley standards.