- Award
- Certificate
- Credits
- 24
- School
- Division of Questionable Studies
- Lead faculty
- Officer-Instructor Rex Lotfield
Prerequisite for all PARK courses: a valid temporary visitor credential (TVC). See the visitor parking procedures.
About the program
The only program in the country built entirely around the Harrow Valley Visitor Parking, Identification, and Campus Access Procedures (Rev. 3.2). Students who finish all four courses can explain, in one sentence, where a visitor is allowed to park. Nobody has finished all four courses.
Courses you'll take
| Course | Title |
|---|---|
| PARK 101 | Lot 4: The First Sixty Minutes |
| PARK 150 | The Fifteen-Minute Unattended Vehicle Exception |
| PARK 210 | Form CS-22 and the Ten-Business-Day Horizon |
| PARK 299 | Appendix C: A Close Reading |
Sections, times, and rooms are in the printed schedule of classes.
Where it leads
Campus Safety, municipal parking enforcement, and mediation.
The Division of Questionable Studies is a long-running Harrow Valley joke. These programs aren’t real, even by Harrow Valley standards.