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Applied Procrastination

Division of Questionable Studies

Award
Associate in Arts (A.A.)
Credits
60
School
Division of Questionable Studies
Lead faculty
Prof. Gwendolyn Tardy

About the program

A rigorous program in the science and art of putting things off. The capstone project is due at a date to be determined.

Courses you'll take

Sample courses in Applied Procrastination
CourseTitle
PROC 101Introduction to Procrastination (start date TBA)
PROC 150Strategic Snacking
PROC 210Advanced Tab-Opening
PROC 299Capstone (deadline: eventually)

Sections, times, and rooms are in the printed schedule of classes.

Where it leads

Graduates report that they will think about careers later.

The Division of Questionable Studies is a long-running Harrow Valley joke. These programs aren’t real, even by Harrow Valley standards.