School of Languages & Lore
Old tongues, invented tongues, inscriptions, and the people who carved them. Printed schedule of classes.
- Linguistics and Comparative PhilologyAssociate in Arts (A.A.) · 62 credits
- Elvish Languages and CultureAssociate in Arts (A.A.) · 61 credits
- Runes, Scripts, and EpigraphyCertificate · 27 credits
- Archaeology and AntiquitiesAssociate in Science (A.S.) · 63 credits
School of Natural Philosophy
Plants, stars, maps, and the very old trees at the edge of campus. Printed schedule of classes.
- Botany and Arboreal CommunicationAssociate in Science (A.S.) · 64 credits
- Herbalism and Apothecary ScienceCertificate · 30 credits
- Cartography of Uncharted LandsAssociate in Applied Science (A.A.S.) · 62 credits
- Astronomy and Star-LoreAssociate in Science (A.S.) · 63 credits
School of Practical Arts
Hands-on trades: the forge, the kitchen, and the inn. Printed schedule of classes.
- Metallurgy and Ancestral SmithingAssociate in Applied Science (A.A.S.) · 64 credits
- Inns, Taverns, and Second BreakfastAssociate in Applied Science (A.A.S.) · 62 credits
Division of Questionable Studies
Programs that the Curriculum Committee approved for reasons nobody can remember. Printed schedule of classes.
- Applied ProcrastinationAssociate in Arts (A.A.) · 60 credits
- Advanced Parking StudiesCertificate · 24 credits
- Bureaucratic Prose and Policy WritingAssociate in Arts (A.A.) · 61 credits
- Competitive NappingCertificate · 18 credits
- Professional Hawk WhisperingCertificate · 21 credits
- Hoard EconomicsAssociate in Science (A.S.) · 62 credits
- Underwater Basket WeavingAssociate in Applied Science (A.A.S.) · 60 credits
The Division of Questionable Studies is a long-running Harrow Valley joke. These programs aren’t real, even by Harrow Valley standards.
Fall 2026 schedules of classes
- School of Languages & LoreLinguistics, Elvish studies, runes, archaeology.
- Natural Philosophy and Practical ArtsBotany, herbalism, cartography, astronomy, smithing, hospitality.
- Division of Questionable StudiesYou have been warned.